There is a reason I cannot apparate.
No it’s not because I’m not a wizard.
And I’m not saying I am.
I’m just saying the reason I cannot apparate
Is because I’d never be home.
I would be constantly popping in to visit my friends.
Friends spread across the US who I miss desperately.
I’d pop in to Detroit
And then skip on over to Chicago
And head over to California
And then up to Alaska.
Every moment they passed my mind
I’d jump on over and visit them.
And that’s why I can’t apparate.
Because then all of my friends would hate me.
Honestly, I’d be freaking annoying.