When I grow up I'm going to be a GOOBLER!

So now that we have covered the basics of what a goobly is, what a pluffer is and what the heck a neut is, we can dive further into the logic and metaphysics of them.

You know that person? That person who when you're around them you just feel really low and awful? Like nothing good is happening in the world? That person is a pluffer. They eat pluffys. I know tragic. They have this invisible hoover mouth which just sucks the pluffys out of your pluffy jar in your soul.

Don't worry, there are people in this world whose whole job is to eat gooblys. The kind of people that you can't help being happy around. They just have this natural sunshine that just makes you not worry about anything. Those are gooblers. They eat gooblys. They shake the bad stuff out of you and eat it right up.

Now I'm sure you're thinking I don't want to be a pluffer but I don't think I'm a goobler. That's okay. Welcome to the ranks of the neuters. (Yes we realize that name is funny and we kept it that way on purpose) We are the people who sometimes are pluffers, sometimes gooblers, but all around just trying to deal with our own goobly and pluffys.

A note should be written here that the idea of pluffers and gooblers has been rehashed and will be discussed as Amphibians and Humans at some point in the future. I know our analogies sometimes cover the same topics, but each time we restate an idea new light is shed upon it. Trust me.