Customer Assistance

Drone.

The buzz of the eternally mindless.

Thos with other places on their mind.

Thank you for calling….

Thank you for calling……

Thank you for calling………..

But I can’t.

I can’t say it and mean it.

I do not care about your problems.

I am paid to express empathy.

Thank you for calling…..

Thank you for calling……

Thank you for calling…….

Let me explain this financial jargon,

Because you’re not willing to accept responsibility.

And you got a late fee because…..

YOU WERE LATE!

Thank you for calling…….

Thank YOU for Calling……..

THANK YOU FOR CALLING…………..

Eyes on the clock.

10 more minutes.

5 more minutes.

3 more minutes.

2 more minutes.

Thank you for calling…………

Thank you for calling…

Thank you for calling.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!